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Tired of your scalp getting all the attention? We get it. You didn’t lose your hair — you leveled up. Introducing the BALD & BOUJEE cap: the ultimate symbol of confidence, class, and aerodynamic dominance.
Crafted for kings of reflection and lords of luminosity, this hat says:
“I don’t need hair. I have personality… and SPF 50.”
Perfect for:
Hiding from the sun (or exes).
Giving your shiny dome a day off.
Flexing on your hairy friends who spend $40 a month on shampoo.
Gifting your bald homie the recognition he deserves.
Details you don’t care about but we’ll tell you anyway:
Premium cotton blend that feels like baby seal hugs.
Adjustable snapback for heads of all glorious shapes.
Embroidered “BALD & BOUJEE” in bold varsity font — because you’re varsity level confident.
Available in the classic Beige & Black combo, a.k.a. “The Billionaire Bald Starter Pack.”
Wear it proudly. Wear it ironically. Just don’t wear it in the rain — we know what happens then.
BALD & BOUJEE – The Official Hat for the Hairless Elite
$19.99 USD
Crafted for kings of reflection and lords of luminosity, this hat says:
“I don’t need hair. I have personality… and SPF 50.”
Perfect for:
Hiding from the sun (or exes).
Giving your shiny dome a day off.
Flexing on your hairy friends who spend $40 a month on shampoo.
Gifting your bald homie the recognition he deserves.
Details you don’t care about but we’ll tell you anyway:
Premium cotton blend that feels like baby seal hugs.
Adjustable snapback for heads of all glorious shapes.
Embroidered “BALD & BOUJEE” in bold varsity font — because you’re varsity level confident.
Available in the classic Beige & Black combo, a.k.a. “The Billionaire Bald Starter Pack.”
Wear it proudly. Wear it ironically. Just don’t wear it in the rain — we know what happens then.