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“We’re leading the recession.”
Sleek. Fast. Receding.
Join the most aerodynamic crew on the planet — the Hairline Racing Team, where every lap gets smoother (mostly because there’s less resistance up top). With its bold diagonal lettering and silver-red racing aesthetic, this cap celebrates the fearless few who’ve traded horsepower for scalp power.
Perfect for:
– Bald legends with a need for speed
– Pit-crew comedians
– Anyone leading from the front… or the forehead
Specs:
– Classic embroidered design
– Premium 3-color stitching (silver, red, black)
– 100% peak performance, 0% hair required
HAIRLINE RACING TEAM 🏁
$24.99 USD
Sleek. Fast. Receding.
Join the most aerodynamic crew on the planet — the Hairline Racing Team, where every lap gets smoother (mostly because there’s less resistance up top). With its bold diagonal lettering and silver-red racing aesthetic, this cap celebrates the fearless few who’ve traded horsepower for scalp power.
Perfect for:
– Bald legends with a need for speed
– Pit-crew comedians
– Anyone leading from the front… or the forehead
Specs:
– Classic embroidered design
– Premium 3-color stitching (silver, red, black)
– 100% peak performance, 0% hair required